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This Is Not a Life: Lessons from Leunig

by Mortimer's Method

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Every night and every day The awfulisers work away, Awfulising public places, Favourite things and little graces; Awfulising lovely treasures, Common joys and simple pleasures; Awfulising far and near The parts of life that we held so dear: It's all so democratic, clean and lawful, Then why's it so awful, awful, awful. --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem, 'The Awfulisers'.
2.
They took him on a stretcher To the Home for the Appalled Where he lay down in the corner And he bawled and bawled and bawled. 'There's nothing wrong with me,' he wailed, When asked about his bawling, 'It's the world that needs attention; It's so utterly appalling,' 'It's so utterly appalling,' He sobbed and cried and bawled, And the chorus rose to join him At the Home for the Appalled --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem, 'Home for the Appalled'. https://www.leunig.com.au/
3.
The wagon of hope Is pulled by ducks, Two fine ducks As white as snow The boat of faith Is kept afloat By stars above And fish below. The way ahead Is known to birds, Is told by birds Each day at dawn. The song of doom Composed by men Is played upon A paper horn. --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, from the poem, 'The Wagon of Hope.' https://leunig.com.au/
4.
Last night while I was looking at the sky I saw a little planet die. It died and fell It fell without a fuss, I wondered whether it was us. Or a part of us that I had seen Disintegrate. It could have been --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem 'Us'. https://leunig.com.au/
5.
And so we come to the grand parade Where all the sounds of joy are made As we finally open every cage And let the humans out to rage And dance along with hands on hips To roll their heads and pout their lips Characters bright and characters shady The Prime Minister shall dance with the naked lady The sad old man will be reconciled With the beautiful truth of his inner child And sweet Palestinians with sweet Israelis Will blow fan fares of peace on their ukuleles Then the human creatures shall finally see Where there is love, they shall be free --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem 'The Grand Parade'. https://leunig.com.au/
6.
A most depressing thing occurs But no one minds and no one stirs; Which means you've ended up two Depressing things depressing you. A most uplifting thing occurs But no one minds and no one stirs; Which means you've ended up with one Uplifting thing depressing you. A most depressing thing occurs But someone minds and someone stirs Which means you've ended up with one Depressing thing uplifting you A most uplifting thing occurs And someone minds and someone stirs Which means you've ended up with one Uplifting thing uplifting two --- Lyrics in first verse by Michael Leunig, from 'Depressing Things'. https://leunig.com.au/works/recent-cartoons/844-depressing-things Lyrics in second, third and fourth verses by Samuel de Silentio, adapted from 'Depressing Things.'
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Magpie 04:37
Magpie, magpie dive on me, Swoop down from your holy tree; As I pass the flower bed Stick you beak into my head Magpie, magpie, make a hole Through my head into my soul; As I pass beneath the sun Bring my troubled head undone. Magpie, magpie, is it spring? Is my soul a happy thing? As I pass around the tree Make a hole so you can see. --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem 'Magpie'. https://leunig.com.au/
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Politicians are magnificent creatures They're magnificent at making speeches Which tell us of our national glory The stirring and redeeming story That we are good and the others are bad That we are happy and the others are sad Then having said these wondrous things Our leaders stand their like queens and kings So noble, truthful, just and wise That tears of gladness fill our eyes. Until, upon election day We vote and have them flushed away --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem, 'Presidents and Prime Ministers.' https://leunig.com.au/
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Mother Earth 05:02
Poor old lonely mother earth Is very sad; She had a bomb put in her heart By people who are mad. She held them and she fed them, She taught them to be free; They put a bomb inside her heart And whispered, 'C'est la vie.' --- Lyrics by Michael Leunig, based on the poem 'Mother Earth.' https://leunig.com.au/

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released December 4, 2018

Songs by Mortimer's Method.
Lyrics by Michael Leunig.
www.leunig.com.au
Vox, gat, bass and synth by Mortimer's Method.
Harmonies by Andy Gibson.
Keys by Noctilucent.
Cajon by Dash Dandelion.
Mixed by Gav Henderson.
Mastered by Rohan Laurence.
Cover design by Lena Singla and Andrew Doodson

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